Who's Who

Sophie: the writer of this here blog
Zeke: the man the writer married

Nellie: the girl child
Wilbur: the boy child
Gertrude: the girl half of the twins
Clyde: the boy half of the twins
Beulah: the family pet

Lillian: the mother of the writer of this here blog
Orville: the man the mother of the writer of this here blog married

Ethel: the mother of the man the writer married
George: the man the mother (of the man the writer married) married

Others to be determined as necessary